T - Teen You can be a goat 3 of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There's a goat for everyone! Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care. This time we actually hired ‘game designers' and we're told they've added ‘an ok amount of content'; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak They've added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?) Who said anything about a musical? You can be Keanu Ree.(jk, wanted to check you were still reading) But you can be a goldfish (true story) Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something