Hey there, I'm Sally the Scarlet Saber, and I'm here to put some zing into your everyday life! You know, they say the pen is mightier than the sword, but I beg to differ. Just give me a little flick of the wrist and watch me rise to the occasion. Oh, don't worry, I'm fully equipped with a 35.5-inch extendable "blade" that can go from 0 to 100 with a simple twist of the wrist. And you know what they say, it's not just the size that matters; it's how you use it. wink Now, let's talk about my dazzling red LED lights. I've got three different modes to suit your every mood: flash, blink, and steady. Whether you're feeling playful, adventurous, or just in need of a reliable light source, I've got you covered. But wait, there's more! My handle is designed to give you a firm grip, while my threaded "blade" ensures I stay attached through thick and thin. We wouldn't want any embarrassing accidents now, would we. I know what you're thinking: "What about batteries" Well, fear not! I come equipped